Friday, September 28, 2018

Watch Inquisitors Private Detective Agency

Let me make a suggestion: If you want to get a watch and
not have your spouse know about it, don't choose this
Rolex. Photo by Jimmy Baikovicius.
Has your spouse been secretly buying watches while you sleep? Has he or she clicked surreptitiously on Chrono 24, eBay, or Timepeaks, ordered a watch, and had it shipped to the office or a Post Office box in the hope of keeping his latest acquisition hidden from you? Are you concerned that the reason you can’t take a vacation to Milan is because your family funds are clandestinely being siphoned off by a Rolex, A. Lange & Sohne or Panerai dealer?

At Watch Inquisitors we understand your deepest worries. We know what it’s like to have to wear a Casio G-Shock while your spouse spends the day with a broad grin and a gold Patek.

The cloud of suspicion takes many forms. It might be your husband secreting himself in the bathroom for abnormally long periods of time, emerging with smile of satisfaction, and when you tap his phone, you find that the last place he visited was the sales forum on Watchuseek. It might be his arriving home from work carrying his usual briefcase...and another bag. Your deepest worry might percolate to the surface when you notice your husband reading posts on a specialized watch website for a watch brand he doesn’t own. Perhaps you found a business card for a jewelry store in his pants pocket—and your anniversary isn’t for nearly another year.

This platinum, limited edition (20 pieces)
Grand Seiko SBGH265J might slip under the radar...
if you can pay $53,000 without anyone finding out.
You want the truth. Watch Inquisitors will uncover it for you.

We also provide counseling services if your greatest fear is realized: He loves new watches more than you.

While we can’t reveal all our tricks of the trade (we like to call them “ticks of the trade”) we can tell you that Watch Inquisitors uses advanced forensic tools as well as old-fashioned gumshoe techniques to determine if your loved one has been buying watches on the sly. Watch Inquisitors is the spring drive of detective agencies.

Watch Inquisitors will track, trail and reveal whether your supposedly faithful spouse is telling you the truth when he or she says, “Honey, you know I’ve had this watch for years.”

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