Should You Buy That Watch?

Are you trying to decide whether to buy a new watch?
This handy flowchart will help...we hope.

Is there even the slimmest of possibilities that the watch you desire
might no longer be available sometime in the next five years?

        Yes

Is your next credit card statement due in
twenty days or more?

        Yes

Will the watch make you happy?

         Yes

Are you running out of watches to photograph and post online?

        Yes

Can you ship or slip that watch home without your significant other noticing?

        Yes

Do you have an important event coming up such as a school reunion,
receiving an award, or going to the supermarket to buy mayonnaise? 

        Yes

Do you spend evenings looking at pictures of that watch online?

        Yes

Can you recite that watch’s specs by heart?

        Yes

Has it been at least a month since you’ve bought a watch?

        Yes

Do you have space for another watch box?

        Yes

Do you promise to wear that watch every day for the next month?

        Yes

Does the dial color match one of your pairs of socks?

 

        Yes

Will your owning that watch help bring about world peace?

        Yes 

Can you afford that watch?

         No

Buy it!